Tuesday 17 July, 2007

Sweet little violence on birthday!!!!!

FOREWORD: But-tock [P:buht-uhk]-either of the two fleshy protuberances forming the lower and back part of the trunk.



for the advantage of my family audience....please read the definition before proceeding for 2 reasons
1. Coz few guys lost the functionality of this organ...and are in search of a replacement surgery
2. this constitutes the central theme of this literature...(hmmm..eeps..literature!!!...did i say that...sorry guys this is not an erotic literature...so if anyone of u reading with that intentions..my humble apoligies...why the ff!@# am i apoligising for readers pervert intentions...i guess i have lost it somewhere...lol kidding...no harm intended)



Well...the most remembered day in a humans life is his birthday...yeah the unfortunate day that we all chose to increase the population of the world by one...(hmmm...not taking into account...future references and potential*wink!! wink!!*..i am pitching in with a conservative estimate!!)

and this is one day that special some guy or girl is treated as a special dunce.. and yeah is being raped monetarily(yeah!!yeah!! thats the reasons he gets special attention...we selfish nuts...wil never grow up)
But hemu villa studs choose the other way to celebrate this joyous occasion...with a cake and Much more importantly...BirthdayBums!!!
Just watch this video to understand the technical details of how to kick the Ass..not only proverbially but also realistically...
while watching the video...check out the following
1. one guy is wearing only one shoe..jus to increase the intensity of the reverberations with his blows
2. one other guy is exercising along with the mass just to take back his revenge
3. The central character or to be precise the protagnist of this show...losing every bit of the sensation left and losing the eligibility to sit comfortably on any plain surface... tchu!! tchu!! tchu!! deep regrets from my side...rest in peace!!








To maintain the hero and the stud image on this blog and for viewer discretion... my video has not been included in this post so that i maintain the hero image and attract the female audience...*or should i say everyone was so much invloved in kicking my
--- that they had no time to capture those gory violent footages which could cause heart attack to even hercules*

the aftermath of this nuclear explosion is pretty evident from the fact that the restricted and highly fibrous cushion pad of the victims has become a non entity... and the ability to s(h)it has also become as complex as sub atomic particle acceleration...well the point i wanted to convey was...err..what was i conveying.... sorry got confused with particle physics and biology..saary ..eee


taking into account the serious repurcurssions and the deadly intentions of my friends...


july 8th every year has been declared as dry day for bum kicking... this is a national emergency protocol.... well thats my b day if u guys din know...trying to spread around peace message atleast in my pretext... well done srinath..clap!!! clap!!!


another point...


the perpatrators of this crime.. please pour in with ur views in comments section..as to what pleasure u derived out of this....


and as victims of this crime...share ur after disaster management and recovery strategy to keep ur posterior functional


and normal viewers..ur feedback as to shld this noble token of love be propagated and made into an act for the future generations to understand its beauty...


harey rama!!!


P.S: this is the victim's reaction after the footbal session

15 comments:

srinath shankarnarayan said...

as a perpetrator: the only feeling i had was..... r.e.v.e.n.g.e ..p.a.y.b.a.c.k
amzing satisfaction of to give it back to someone who is celebrating his b day
as a victim: u insane bitches... it pains.. my ass lost its utility for 3 days ...reasons being abvious

Anonymous said...

Hey post ur bum..bum...video... i want to c ur evil eye plea n cry to stop...

cha, ma foot missed a chance to sing a song for u...

SMACK THAT, ALL ON THE BUM.. SMACK THAT GIVE HIM SOME MORE.. SMACK THAT, TILL IT GET SORE, SMACK THAT OOOH(SRINATH SCREAMS)...

also i saw ur free kick...damn, u BENDED HIS BUM LIKE BECKHAM...

amen.. between wats his name?

Sri said...

Gosh...I pity the poor guy... And yeah ofcourse you too... As far as my suggestion abt getting kicked is concerned..I would say let the noble work continue....after all it only once in a year... And very important,why i want it to continue is....

Hey all u Hemu Villa guys who are reading this...PLS DONT FORGET TO UPLOAD SRINATH'S BDAY VIDEO NEXT TIME :)Thanks in advance ;)
Btw forgot to add...Grt post sri..Wats next???

Praveen.V said...

Oh gods bless that poor guys butt…..
Man u guys made him to think “y the hell I was born” that was terrifying da…
Vivek pola oru alla vachitu vaatiya tuuki pudichika sollu da…. Heheheehe..
RIP....

Praveen.V said...

Oh gods bless that poor guys butt…..
Man u guys made him to think “y the hell I was born” that was terrifying da…
Vivek pola oru alla vachitu vaatiya tuuki pudichika sollu da…. Heheheehe..
RIP....

Hariharan said...

Hey i really feel sorry for tat guy.. ur blog shud be certified A for too much violence da...!! and am waiting for ur bday bums video...!! it would be like a flashback as to y took revenge on tat poor guy..!! he he he..!!
i once again feel sorry for tat guy... man, yo ppl jus demolished his bums with ur penalty shootouts da..!!

Anonymous said...

saw ur blrg video...nice fun ah??? dis d same way we also celeb here da machi wit all dose bday booms... enjoy life.... k c ya

Anonymous said...

praveen a: dude..who is evil..u or me.. i don see my intentions to be like that... but urs is sure on those lines..
sri: u too :( ...i thought u would be nice and goody goody to me...
praveen v: he he he he...yeah that was the intentions behind that kicks..
Hari: considering india's security..that video wil not be released.. coz my supporters might start riots all over india...
adi:join the club machan..way to go

Unknown said...

hey where is the video...i dont find it here?????

Anonymous said...

hmmm..quite a violent post.. ouch!!
it hurt me.. who is the protagnist.. and whats his name...
and yes..good writing..keep this going

Life is so Great said...

hey are you planning for a killing spree... or getting back that poor fellows debt he owed you....
good one anyway..

Anonymous said...

whats happening there.. are u people mba students or mumbhai underworld dons...
poor chap...i pity his case....even on his birthday, u guys din spare him...hope he is fine..
wait wait...
i hope u are also beaten like this very soon

Anonymous said...

hey...dawg....
why did u guys kick the hell out of him...when it comes to others..u r indeed very generous...
i can imagine how much painful your b day would have been..
but yeah...a good humourous post....u r getting better at this day by day

Anonymous said...

erotic..literature...you got it right dude...no one expects erotic literature from you.. we know how innocent you are...lol kidding...
i swear..u kicked the juice out of that poor guy..hope he is alive these days...
and i am sure..you must not have been left far behind on your b day..getting some hefty blows

Jayded said...

Dude...we tore him a new one dint we?
LOL....
Man...hes gonna get to us with a vengence next year!!!