for the advantage of my family audience....please read the definition before proceeding for 2 reasons
1. Coz few guys lost the functionality of this organ...and are in search of a replacement surgery
2. this constitutes the central theme of this literature...(hmmm..eeps..literature!!!...did i say that...sorry guys this is not an erotic literature...so if anyone of u reading with that intentions..my humble apoligies...why the ff!@# am i apoligising for readers pervert intentions...i guess i have lost it somewhere...lol kidding...no harm intended)
Well...the most remembered day in a humans life is his birthday...yeah the unfortunate day that we all chose to increase the population of the world by one...(hmmm...not taking into account...future references and potential*wink!! wink!!*..i am pitching in with a conservative estimate!!)
and this is one day that special some guy or girl is treated as a special dunce.. and yeah is being raped monetarily(yeah!!yeah!! thats the reasons he gets special attention...we selfish nuts...wil never grow up)
But hemu villa studs choose the other way to celebrate this joyous occasion...with a cake and Much more importantly...BirthdayBums!!!
Just watch this video to understand the technical details of how to kick the Ass..not only proverbially but also realistically...
while watching the video...check out the following
1. one guy is wearing only one shoe..jus to increase the intensity of the reverberations with his blows
2. one other guy is exercising along with the mass just to take back his revenge
3. The central character or to be precise the protagnist of this show...losing every bit of the sensation left and losing the eligibility to sit comfortably on any plain surface... tchu!! tchu!! tchu!! deep regrets from my side...rest in peace!!
To maintain the hero and the stud image on this blog and for viewer discretion... my video has not been included in this post so that i maintain the hero image and attract the female audience...*or should i say everyone was so much invloved in kicking my
--- that they had no time to capture those gory violent footages which could cause heart attack to even hercules*
the aftermath of this nuclear explosion is pretty evident from the fact that the restricted and highly fibrous cushion pad of the victims has become a non entity... and the ability to s(h)it has also become as complex as sub atomic particle acceleration...well the point i wanted to convey was...err..what was i conveying.... sorry got confused with particle physics and biology..saary ..eee
taking into account the serious repurcurssions and the deadly intentions of my friends...
july 8th every year has been declared as dry day for bum kicking... this is a national emergency protocol.... well thats my b day if u guys din know...trying to spread around peace message atleast in my pretext... well done srinath..clap!!! clap!!!
another point...
the perpatrators of this crime.. please pour in with ur views in comments section..as to what pleasure u derived out of this....
and as victims of this crime...share ur after disaster management and recovery strategy to keep ur posterior functional
and normal viewers..ur feedback as to shld this noble token of love be propagated and made into an act for the future generations to understand its beauty...
harey rama!!!
P.S: this is the victim's reaction after the footbal session
