insights into my student life!

Finally its time to get serious in life!! (nodding my head in disbelief!! it took me 22 years of struggle to find out what seriousness actually meant..and how to apply it in real life ...) Now that i have understood the gravity of the situation... its time for our heavy weight dude- seriousness to log into my brain component and give me the sense of responsibility in life. And guess what.. this is the correct time for me to get serious about life...management education...the chicks...party...mass bunk...bird watching...music...movies...err...sorry sorry...that was for some other post...typing error..i swear...believe me..damn it!!!!srinath be careful before letting out trade secrets.... we will once again rewind for the reader's benifit...this is the correct time for me to get serious about life...management education...the presentations...the cgpa...the summer and exec placements..corporate interaction. Hmmm.. now that i have become serious...what is the next step towards maintaining this tempo??? yeah u guessed it right..attend all the classes with rapt attention and understand the concepts clearly so that i can apply them in real life situations. And hence i have started a new journey as a responsible student... and first day afternoon class after lunch i get back to the class with the newly made resolution.... and five minutes into the class..i am listening to the concepts with immense concentration( my room mate gets up...and makes a violent gesture with his middle finger...and shouts at the top of his voice.."u jerk..all u have been doing in class is doze off five minutes into the lecture.. without even a speck of guilt") phew!!that violent gesture was not called for...amen.. junta agreed i sleep in classes which are real gyan types..but now to suit my new resolute image... i no more sleep in class (roomie again gets up in a angry mode) .. ok..ok...chillax...i will try not to sleep any more in class.

Now that i have discovered that sleep is the one thing that makes me not serious about life or education in particular..i decided to make the lectures interesting for myself by adding my 2 cents in the interpretation of business gyan or fundas...

yeah.. i have become a gyan guru for myself....self proclaimed remedy for the evil called ignorance.... he he he he.. my new avatar...

If u take a closer look at the pic u might notice that i am wearing tie on a tee...this is a strategic exercise to become totally professional in a casual environment...

Now in every class i come up with my own interpretation for the business jargons used...

1) class lecture on Business communication:

scenario: writing back to the customer denying the credit facility to him

Teacher says: we regret our inablilty to extend the credit facility for our new and medium sized customers.

I understand it as: You loser!!!.. we don't give credit facility for mediocre companies producing lolypop sticks...move on u sucker!!!!

2) class lecture on financial analysis:

The teacher says: the credit rating of this company is very poor and is liable of defaulting on loans offered to them.

I understand it as: This jerk of a company embezzles money from the banks and shows the the middle finger instead of paying the repayment amount!! their credibility is as high as insuring a suicidal moron!

3) Class lecture on Micro economics:

the teacher says:The price change in supplemenatary goods affects the demand of our primary goods.

I understand it as: snapping my finger!! this is such a simple concept....when a girl(supplementary goods) with new hairstyle and better looking attire is walking across your class door... u tend to forget or look beyond the girls(primary goods) in your class.

4) Class lecture on financial mathematics:

Teacher says: when a creditor charges a interest rate of rs 3 for hundred rupees borrowed payable in advance.. the effective rate of interest is 44.23 percent per annum.

I understand it as: what the F!@# .. this guy is a creditor or a loan shark... no dumb ass will end up paying 44 percent interest for the money borrowed...unless he is deeply madly and truly in love... err the analogy was for the mere fact that love is blind..and it often blinds the guy...(yeah yeah.. i can see my girl friend already trying to blind me for this statement...so in all probability..from next time I will be a physically challenged blogger..wow!! what a new term to coin!!!)

Phew!! With the new perspective on management subjects designed by me.. i am sure i have become much more serious about life and education and am able to view and visualise the larger picture called the reality...

But when i sit down to share this with my classmates...they jus laugh it off... what the hell!!!whats wrong in my perspective...is it not a new idea... or was it a still-born idea...

hmmm..time to put on the thinking cap...

signing off in deep introspection...is this a broken bulb or a birth of new bulb??

P.S: hi all.. this is srinath's inner voice...if u people think he is now in deep thinking mode after this so called heavy and serious post...please be enlightened that...he-the useless !@#!@#.. has gone back to his party ways again and never will be able to comprehend things seriously... coz seriousness and srinath - its an oxymoron.. cheers..